Git The Hence: A Programmer Dies and Goes to Heaven...
A programmer dies and goes to heaven, meeting a rather stern St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"You do know we have a record of every sin you've committed?" Peter says.
"Sure, whatever...I've got nothing to hide. I lived a very clean life."
Peter continued: "...and your full git history of every commit."
The programmer just smiled. "Great! I'm quite proud of everything. I practiced Clean Code."
"...and the full DAG. No rewrites of history in Heaven."