My Superego Presents: Best Excuses Ever

Sorry I was unable to ___ because....
  • the Loyal Order of White Castle was meeting at the same time.
  • I was playing ping-pong.
  • I was playing XBox.
  • I didn't get to work until 11am.
  • I couldn't find the indicated conference room with a map, sextant, compass, GPS, diving rod, and several readings of appropriate entrails.
  • I was busy juggling.
  • I was at lunch 'til 2pm.
  • I chose not to go to bed until 3am, and a nuclear explosion couldn't wake me at 7, let alone my 20 year old Sony clock radio


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