Courtesy of Joey...

Scene: Kitchen table. Joey's eating his A-B-C's & 123's. I'm reading the paper. The contents of my wallet lay spread upon the table, drying from their recent trip through the washer. ("But Honey, I was going to wear those shorts!"/"For the THIRD DAY IN A ROW?!"). Joey regards one card intently.

Joe: "Harold...umm....this doesn't make sense."

Me: "Huh?"

Joe: "Well...this says Auto-Zone Re-Wards."

Me: "Yeah..."

Joe: "There's nothing rewarding at Autozone."

Yep

Comments

  1. Whitney9/05/2007 4:19 PM

    I believe the answer to "Honey, I was going to wear those shorts!" was "I washed them because they were in the laundry pile." Forget that you were gonna wear them for the third day in a row....the third day in a row out of the hamper? Now that's gross. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my husband.

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