All I ever needed to know I learned during a corporate meeting

  • Managers are like gamecocks: More than two in a room at once, and somebody dies.

  • Be sure to begin each lie with the adverb: "Truthfully".

  • Arrive whenever you want, then derail the meeting by asking for an update

  • Accountability? Hell, I'd settle for competence...

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